Jessica Chastain is the coolest, Reason #2112: She’s dating a handsome French executive from Moncler. 

Jessica Chastain is the coolest, Reason #2112: She’s dating a handsome French executive from Moncler. 

As long as I got my Suit & Tie

The Meatball Shop co-owner Michael Chernow is a J.Crew model. Everything about this is sexy.

The Meatball Shop co-owner Michael Chernow is a J.Crew model. Everything about this is sexy.

Hello, Mr. Sudekis. 

Hello, Mr. Sudekis. 

Guys who want to stay warm and impress girls should review Mr. Porter’s story on the Shawl-Cowl Cardigan Sweater. 

Casting for the Calvin Klein 2012 Men’s Collection.

darklamb:

pleatsareforlovers:

cbenjamin:

This is hilarious and I’m sure full of Conde Nast inside jokes that I just didn’t get. It’s kind of like listening to guys have a conversation about giving the WNBA an honest to goodness chance. Hilarity ensues. 

This was so wonderfully meta.

File this under better than the original. Some choice excerpts, but really click through bc it’s perfection.

“The artisanal bespoke glass is truly half full.”

“Wanting to know what the hubbub was about, I clicked on the link. And then I remembered there are cookies in the office today. And I lost interest. There was a lot of small type on that page.”

“It was helpful to know that 10 bracelets is considered “a fucking ridiculous amount” of bracelets. I’d never really given that much thought before.”

“Once I returned with my cookie, I tried again, since I hadn’t closed the window yet. I was overwhelmed. Maybe that was really the meaning behind all of this; to help people understand what it was like to want to blog about menswear before 2008. Adrift, and overwhelmed at the daunting task in front of them?”

"So I’m looking at the ties, thinking I don’t necessarily want to wear one of these, but also thinking about which shirt would go well with the tie I don’t want to wear. And it’s kind of dark because it’s the morning and I get this feeling that there’s maybe a tie that I would want to wear hidden behind all these other ties that are sort of meh. So I’m basically paralyzed.”

"I didn’t know about this spread of feral overalls, but I’m guessing it’s an important epidemiological issue, given the gentleman’s vehemence about their eradication."

This afternoon I ventured to the Metropolitan Museum for some Christmas shopping and stayed for the art. What I love about the Met is that each time I’m there, I don’t know will resonate with me. This visit, it was portraits of Impressionist hipsters.

Kingston dresses better than you/your boyfriend.

Kingston dresses better than you/your boyfriend.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT IS THAT, J. CREW?
No. I mean, the shirt is, but the sweater’s actually L.L. Bean.
REALLY? IT FITS GREAT. NORMALLY THEY’RE KIND OF … I DON’T KNOW, BAGGY?
It’s vintage. I got it at an estate sale in Connecticut.
VINTAGE IS THE WAY TO GO. NOWADAYS EVERYTHING FALLS APART IN THREE MONTHS NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT COSTS. PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE REALLY SCREWED THE AMERICAN CONSUMER. I BET THIS CAR NEVER BREAKS DOWN.
Once every five years I have to replace a belt. You remember those old Maytag commercials? With the repair guy?
RIGHT? HE NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO BECAUSE THEY NEVER BROKE!
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THAT AS A MARKETING ANGLE?
IN THE MAYTAG COMMERCIALS, ACTUALLY. SO 20 YEARS AGO.
You guys want to swing by our camp later? We’re making s’mores.
YOU BET YOUR ASS. WE LOVE S’MORES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT IS THAT, J. CREW?

No. I mean, the shirt is, but the sweater’s actually L.L. Bean.

REALLY? IT FITS GREAT. NORMALLY THEY’RE KIND OF … I DON’T KNOW, BAGGY?

It’s vintage. I got it at an estate sale in Connecticut.

VINTAGE IS THE WAY TO GO. NOWADAYS EVERYTHING FALLS APART IN THREE MONTHS NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT COSTS. PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE REALLY SCREWED THE AMERICAN CONSUMER. I BET THIS CAR NEVER BREAKS DOWN.

Once every five years I have to replace a belt. You remember those old Maytag commercials? With the repair guy?

RIGHT? HE NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO BECAUSE THEY NEVER BROKE!

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THAT AS A MARKETING ANGLE?

IN THE MAYTAG COMMERCIALS, ACTUALLY. SO 20 YEARS AGO.

You guys want to swing by our camp later? We’re making s’mores.

YOU BET YOUR ASS. WE LOVE S’MORES.

GPOYW